![]() We’re fighting and experiencing things in alternate realities… and we can’t teach a gnome to be a shaman when gobbos can and gnomes have been shacked up with dwarven shaman for how long?īut… what am I supposed to expect when we can’t even get beards. Think of the storylines from some of these expansions. Enough time has passed to teach a frickin’ Hozen to be a paladin, much less an undead or worgen with direct ties to humans (mind you, both can play Holy priests). This post has it all: SSRI stare, creeper mustache, white person. We’re on expansion number 113 at this point. I was easily able to infiltrate this rally because Im a bald white guy with a beard. ![]() I know there is a TON that needs fixed in this game and beards seem trivial… but it is a great example of little things long overdue that can make a difference… Ann Rule mentions this several times in The Stranger Beside Me. Sometimes I wonder if Ted Bundy was a shape shifter,he seriously looks different in almost every picture taken of him. “Oh, you want to display that helm? No problem… just pass me that razor.” … … What? This ain’t the Yankees. Rare mugshot of Bundy rocking the creeper-stache. The wolf, bear, and cow can have beards, but the fox can’t even get a little tuft (or ANY options on that front… but don’t get me started on lack of customizations for the fuzzies… or lack of customization options in GENERAL).Īlso… if you can make helms around tusks or fit the noggies of cows (even poorly)… having a beard look relatively proper shouldn’t be that much of an issue. It is ironic that the orcs have the largest real estate by far between the mouth and nose without having the ability for a mustache, but at least they have beard options. Why can a Goblin have a full stubble but not a full beard? They literally have the beard tied to the hair style with 0 facial hair options. Good grief… a missing jaw has epic mustache opportunity written all over it! ![]() You can have an optional jaw… but if the jaw is there, it should be able to have hair. Why can’t undead have beards? They can have hair… so was it common practice in Lordaeron to shave dead people’s faces before putting them in the ground? I doubt it. Unless you are in the southern hemisphere, in which case you're backwards or upside down, I forget. Touch device users, explore by touch or with swipe gestures. 'Stache on in November (Men's health month) until, say, May when it starts getting into sweaty (not sweater) weather, for example. When autocomplete results are available use up and down arrows to review and enter to select. Night elves have the lusciousness going and trolls can’t even get a creeper stache other than VJ. ago As both look good, was going to suggest this. Why was Vol’jin the only Darkspear Troll that could have a beard? I mean… that kind of badassery deserves a beard, but trolls should have that option in his honor if nothing else.
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